dumb and dumber

and speaking of......dumb and dumber. The following article gleaned from philly.com would seem to reach the height of absurdity -

Spit Happens : Arrest Happens

The two wasted South Jersey guys that broke into a Radnor, Pennsylvania constable's van over the weekend and took goofy photos of themselves pretending to get arrested - really did get arrested when they accidentally locked themselves inside and smoked cigarettes and "spit saliva all over" - to pass the time. When an inebriated friend arrived to rescue them, he, too, was confounded by the vehicle's lock system and called 9-1-1 for help, ensuring that the men would not only get out of the locked vehicle, but also that they'd get locked right back up. "It was un-freaking-believable," said Radnor Constable Mike Connor, whose van the men burglarized. Both were charged with attempted theft of a motor vehicle, public drunkenness and criminal mischief, police said.

"Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest," to the extreme.............